Sees Sprinkler, Immediately Frolics

So what if you can't pass a sprinkler on a hot day without an impromptu frolic?! Life needs more frolicking!!! It's not like you're some weirdo who strips off your clothes on the way to your colonoscopy appointment and prances with juvenile abandon through the sprinklers of your doctor's office park, right? RIGHT? Well, these refreshing blue shades won't slip or bounce, no matter what slippery situations you find yourself in while trying to stay cool.